now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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