Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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