what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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