i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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