is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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