I can tuck mytits in my pants
I will die if light touches me.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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