if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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