My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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