if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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