doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I am spending my child support on dildos
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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