I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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