"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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