I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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