she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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