So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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