Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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