i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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