I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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