I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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