Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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