plz talk dirty to me
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I party with great urgency now.
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