I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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