I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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