I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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