Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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