I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
They have beer where we have blood.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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