these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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