just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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