I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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