You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
They took my balls.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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