I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
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