She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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