Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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