remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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