that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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