Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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