i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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