he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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