Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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