he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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