I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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