So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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