someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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