Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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