Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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