Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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