He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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