Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I want her autograph on my taint
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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