hell yes lets make some ravioli
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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