Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you would pick up someone in the library
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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