Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just cut my nipple shaving
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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