Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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