is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Text me some of your sweat
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