Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
