you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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