Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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