I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Randomize